Oh Yeehhh!! $20 Target Gift Card Here I Come!

Target thinks I’m pregnant. I keep getting their baby catalog. This time one of them had a coupon for a $20 gift card if I show up with a list of my “baby” registry. So I’m making a baby registry for my fake baby. Then I’m buying more condoms.

Oh stop the nagging….Pregnant folks should focus more on their new bundle of joy than a non-pregnant target customer taking advantage of this sweet deal. Hey eventually we will become parents. Just not this year…OR next.

I’m not sure why they sent this to me other than they probably notice my name change and assumed I got married and have baby disease like all new wives. Damn data mining.


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